May 2013
Americans: Youtube
Australians: Youchube
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
some guy i remember from high school came up to me and was like oh yeah you’re working on music? i can’t wait to hear it you’re phil right? popular phil? i was like what…. are you talking about no i’m just phil. NO no no no no you’re popular phil! i could not believe that is how the underclassman perceive me i am so happy right now :)
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
artistsuffer asked: oh fuck off. im only a dick to people who ask me dumb fucking questions. i dont owe niceness to anyone
vanillish:
“pitbull feat christina aguilera”
“Whatever happens, happens to you, by you, through you; you are the creator,...”
– Sir Nisargadatta Maharaj (via weedbrain)
scaryfilm asked: tHAT POST WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT JESUS IT WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WORD OF JESUS WHICH IS THE BIBLE AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THE BIBLE EXISTED, ASSHOLE
nazicollaborator:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
you mean arworked
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Realist shit you’ll ever read.
(via avocadh0e)
