May 2012
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I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
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April 2012
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more story telling tomorrow. stay tuned
Apr 30th
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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lipstickonhisface-deactivated20 asked: hmm, a crazy time involving alcohol or something
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ListenAnimal (billboard remix) by ke$ha. so beautiful to...
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pyrex-vision: Ain’t no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 
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Help me prove my sister wrong: Reblog if you think...
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