I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
more story telling tomorrow. stay tuned
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
lipstickonhisface-deactivated20 asked: hmm, a crazy time involving alcohol or something
Animal (billboard remix) by ke$ha. so beautiful to...
pyrex-vision: Ain’t no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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