When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
jay-rom: niniimariee: delvincio: :O Omg D: jay-rom: ooh fuck!!!
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo
Refuses to be fully grown :3 →
wowfunniestposts: boo boo keys what a funny blog
I'm just done with everyone and everything. I...
How do you make holy water?
xxanipeachyplumstarxx: Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke. lol I didn’t get it at first XD